Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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