I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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