I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
