im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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