Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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