I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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