Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There r osticjed everywhere
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm too high and old for this...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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