I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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