How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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