my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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