he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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