i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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