If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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