but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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