I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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