covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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