I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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