Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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