Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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