these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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