You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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