So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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