your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
