I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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