Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He's on the porch naked. Help.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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