Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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