guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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