he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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