Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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