How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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