i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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