it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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