trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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