whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I have fence marks all over my body
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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