Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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