Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My dick has a subreddit
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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