i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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