I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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