His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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