I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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