Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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