she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The uberlube is also flammable
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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