That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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