He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
What a dumb baby whore.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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