One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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