Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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