My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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