You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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