i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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