like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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