ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Can Purell be used as lube?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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