Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So much Jack, so little girl.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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