dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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