she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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