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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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