How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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